| The Ant and Grasshopper
| Have we lost fairness in a search for equality?
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| Bananas Conductor
| A bananas bus conductor with anger issues survives multiple execution attempts. What is his secret?
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| Bible Jokes
| A collection of Bible jokes, mostly puns.
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| Brain Teasers
| These brain teasers can be hard to figure out if you haven't heard the answers before.
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| Church Bulletins
| Typos and other mistakes in church bulletins can deliver a message very different from the one intended.
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| Clever Dog
| A sneaky dog tricks a leopard and monkey.
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| Colored
| A black guy explains the irony of white people calling him colored.
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| Correct Email
| A missent email sends a disturbing message.
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| Cowboy
| A Texan cowboy bluffs his way into getting back his stolen horse.
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| Cows
| National stereotypes are presented in an amusing way.
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| Dangerous Stuttering
| A man's stuttering proves confusing and dangerous.
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| Dave Berry Quotes
| Humor columnist Dave Berry shared some quotes.
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| Dear Tide
| Tide receives a disturbing letter of praise.
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| Definitions
| Definitions you won't find in the dictionary.
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| Deputy Wife
| A woman helps a cop catch her husband breaking more laws.
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| Designated Decoy
| A policeman is puzzled by a man who seems drunk but passes the breathalyzer.
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| Divorced Barbie
| A dad gets a lesson in Barbie pricing.
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| Dog Fight?
| How could a Chihuahua kill a Doberman Pincher?
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| Don't Shout
| The deaf modify a common saying so that it applies to them.
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| Engineer and Manager
| An engineer and manager easily identify each other.
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| Excuse Notes
| Excuse notes take on different meanings with lack of clarity and misspelled words.
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| Expert Salesman
| An inexperienced salesman manages to sell a store's ugliest suit.
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| Farmer Brown
| What seems like a diversion in court by a fraud turns out to be the key testimony.
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| Fishing
| A young salesman pulls off an amazing sale.
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| Fool Quotes
| Here are some foolish sounding quotes from politicians.
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| Fun Facts(?)
| Potentially factual, these are interesting and surprising.
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| Funny Quotes
| These funny quotes range from insightful to cynical.
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| Gambling Quiz
| A quiz tests the ability to pay close attention.
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| God Destroys Earth
| Newspapers react to the news that God will again destroy the earth.
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| GM vs. Microsoft
| Computers are compared favorably with cars for advancement, but cars seem more reliable in use.
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| Great Truths
| These are the great truths that you realize were obvious once you've read them.
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| Grey Parents
| With children like this girl, parents' hair will be grey if they haven't pulled it all out.
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| The Hardship of Accounting
| Robert Frost writes about the hardship of accounting.
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| How Business is Done
| A cunning businessman creatively gets his son in with financially powerful men.
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| Hypocrites
| Two men expose extreme devotion.
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| I Hate Life!
| Trash can be frustrating and cause an overreaction.
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| Indian Ingenuity
| A trusty Indian scout impresses a General but has a surprise response.
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| Kids in Church
| Kids get some funny ideas on church topics.
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| Lightbulbs
| A collection of some screwing in lightbulb jokes.
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| Limericks
| Here are some limericks that were received in Leona's Brain Candy emails.
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| Lincoln's Donkey
| Instead of just telling favor seekers to leave him alone, Lincoln ridicules them cleverly with a story.
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| Lying Politicians
| The bad reputation of politicians comes back to haunt some.
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| Minister Cometh
| A young minister falls onto a congregation member after delivering an unintentional warning.
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| Modern Noah
| The Ark proves to be more difficult for Noah to build in modern times.
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| Mother
| Common mom quotes are shown to contain more broad advice than previously thought.
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| Odd News
| Here are some odd news stories that were received in Leona's Brain Candy emails.
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| Of Studies and Taco Bell
| Here is a comparison of the original work Of Studies by Sir Francis Bacon and a fun Of Taco Bell parody.
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| Personality Quiz
| Here's a short personality quiz.
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| Plant the Wheat
| A man in prison has a clever way to help his wife plant their crops.
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| Plants
| Saving the plants from the cold can cause problems..
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| Product Warning Labels
| Product warning labels ranging from funny to ridiculous.
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| Proverbs
| I try to make the best of school work. Here are spelling and vocabulary words used in sentences.
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| Puns
| Here are some puns that were received in Leona's Brain Candy emails.
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| Real Sherlock
| Sir Arthur Conan Doyle believes he's met a real-life Sherlock Holmes driving a cab.
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| Rednecks
| Redneck humor manifests itself in a letter from a mother to her son.
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| Riddles
| These riddles can be hard to figure out if you haven't heard the answers before.
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| Question Game
| A Tax Accountant wins the question game and some sleep.
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| Safe Driver Award
| A police officer awards the Safe Driver Award, but there's a lot the officer is unaware of.
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| Say What?
| Here are some common sayings stated differently. See if you can figure them out.
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| Shrimp Shells
| A wife being divorced sabotages the house that her husband is keeping in a sneaky and creative way.
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| Soap Opera
| A man has fun with soap during a two-week hotel stay.
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| Speeding Excuse
| What could possibly be an original excuse for speeding? Haven't cops already heard it all?
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| Valuable Art
| Good news of selling paintings is overshadowed by the reason for their sale.
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| Virus Joke
| I hope to never get this virus.
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| Water or Coke?
| Water is praised over Coke by using exaggerations and outright lies.
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| Water Walk
| Reporters fail to report an amazing story because of political bias.
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| Where Pets Come From
| A dog and cat provide balance to the first humans.
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| Which Tire?
| Lying to postpone a final exam is a bad idea.
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| Why Computers Crash
| Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Crash.
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| Worst Things
| A teenage girl has good news and bad news for her mother.
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